PUNS

The doctor has run out of patience.


The swine flew.

SIMILE: a monky-ish friend...

My friend is like a monkey,
Annoying and noisy.
She takes things without asking
And has a bad habit of not giving them back.
I like it how she’s happy and cheerful,
Colourful and wild.
Whatever she does wrong,
She always makes right.
That’s why I like her for who she is-
That’s why she’s one of my best friends.

METAPHOR:a pig of a brother...

I think my brother is a pig.
He charges around,
Getting himself dirty.
If he’s bored,
He eats all the snacks
And he doesn’t mind
If it’s the last lollies there.
But he does play with me sometimes
And he’s normally okay,
Still, no matter what anyone says,
I still think he’s a pig.

Black Saturday Bushfires

The bushfires changed my life.
I lost my family, friends and home.
My possesions were all ruined.
I know there isn't hope.

I thought my sister was joking, when she said
'we're all going to die!'
If I'd have gotten there on time
they might have all survived.

'I'm being stupid', i tell myself-
'how can a 13 year old girl possibly save all her family?'
but it doesn't matter anyway
now that only wood and smoke surround me.

I'm angry, shocked and frustrated,
I shouldn't have survived.
But as I look up and see a flicker of light-
I realise, im one who's still alive.
Id lost all i cared about
but i couldn't give up now.
Ive survived this tragic bushfire-
and ill get back, somehow.

Everything ive lost, ill try and earn again.
My old life is lost,
but now my new one begins.

I cant change the past,
or get rid of all that strife.
But i can still smile through all this darkness
cos i know, im meant to be alive...

HAIKU: Dolphin

The dolphin jumps, dives
And dazzles the cheering crowd.
Wishing to be free.

Bob the Frog

There once was a guy named Bob
Who was chased by an angry mob.
They wanted to kill him
Cos he was a villain
And looked like a constipated frog.